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J is for Jokes (the writerly kind, anyway)

Because we all need a few laughs every now and then...

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How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. (link)

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This one has been circulating around Facebook. I don't know the original source, unfortunately.


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Also this:



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Lastly, I'm so gonna do this when I go into labor:

Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and began to yell, "Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!"? She was having contractions.

:D Have a good day, everyone!



Links:
http://sites.google.com/site/writersjokes/jokesaboutwriters
http://aplaceforwriters.wordpress.com/2012/03/29/apw-smile-chuckle-laugh/

16 comments:

Emily R. King said...

Ha! I love the Oxford Coma one. I know it makes me old school that I use them, but I can't seem to get images like you posted out of my head. :)

Cheryl said...

Contractions! Argh!!!!

Ashley Nixon said...

hahaha. Oh, Oxford Comma...

The writing diagram didn't help me...I would never get homework done if I listened to it!! haha. But I still loved it!

Clarissa Draper said...

These are really funny, especially the pregnant woman one.

Cristina said...

HA! Love the oxford comma one!!!!

A.M.Supinger said...

HEE! We're gonna need transcripts from your delivery room! Awesome post, Cherie!

Daisy Carter said...

LOVE the pregnant joke - too, too funny! Great post for J!

Connie Keller said...

Loved these!! Thanks.

Krista McLaughlin said...

The last one took me a moment. *smacks head* Very funny jokes!

Tara Tyler said...

great jokes! glad i stopped by!

Gina said...

I love these kind of jokes and I'm a fan of posting whatever made me laugh on my Fb page. I had a laugh with yours.

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Rachna Chhabria said...

I love the writer jokes, its great to laugh at ourselves.

Elizabeth Mueller said...

Haha! I love writer jokes because I'm a writer! I invented one earlier this year:

You know, we as writers must listen to the voices in our heads. What do you call an insane asylum?
A writers conference!

Ha! Okay, cheesy, but oh so true! ;)

Happy J day!


Elizabeth

A to Z co-host

Kittie Howard said...

Loved the egg joke! I admit it, I love the Oxford comma, think it makes for a smoother read, except in journalism stuff.

Sarah Pearson said...

That last one is just awesome :-)

blissflower1969 said...

All the jokes made me laugh, although my favorite Oxford comma pic of late is the one with JFK and Stalin. Google Oxford Comma JFK Stalin cartoon and see what comes up. It's awesome!

Swinging through A to Z. Good luck with the rest of the challenge!

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